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Barney Miller

Season 3

22 episodes · premiered Sep 23, 1976

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  1. E1 Evacuation

    Sep 23, 1976

    Wojo is dismayed to discover that the city doesn't have up-to-date evacuation procedures in the event of an emergency; Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief who he will eventually care for in the ""Barney"" spin-off ""Fish.""

  2. E2 Quarantine (1)

    Sep 30, 1976

    Wojo brings in a sick perp who collapses on the floor...resulting in the 12th being put under quarantine,with the following personnel present:A lady of the evening [who gets friendly with Fish!], Marty and Mr Driscoll, and of course, Inspector Lugar....

  3. E3 Quarantine (2)

    Oct 7, 1976

    The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.

  4. E4 Bus Stop

    Oct 14, 1976 · 30m

    Quarters are tight at the 12th when a holdup man is confined with his busload of victims.

  5. E5 The Election

    Oct 21, 1976

    Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who promptly 'loses' him; and Inspector Lugar comes electioneering for a old time political hack.

  6. E6 Werewolf

    Oct 28, 1976

    A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

  7. E7 The Recluse

    Nov 11, 1976

    A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as Victor Kreutzer, a role he would continue to play on ""Fish.""

  8. E8 Noninvolvement

    Nov 18, 1976

    Barney doesn't see a crime, but Wojo's brought in a man for refusing to aid a mugging victim.

  9. E9 Power Failure

    Dec 9, 1976

    A power failure darkens spirits at the 12th, where they play host to a man with a split personality.

  10. E10 Christmas Story

    Dec 23, 1976

    Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.

  11. E11 Hash

    Dec 30, 1976

    Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

  12. E12 Smog Alert

    Jan 6, 1977

    All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.

  13. E13 Community Relations

    Jan 13, 1977 · 30m

    An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.

  14. E14 The Rand Report

    Jan 20, 1977 · 30m

    Rather than return one week per month to uniformed patrol, Wojo quits the force.

  15. E15 Fire '77

    Jan 27, 1977

    The 12th may go up in smoke, to the delight of a suicidal couple.

  16. E16 Abduction

    Feb 3, 1977

    Barney has his hands full with a couple who want his assistance with their cult-influenced daughter, and Nick's bookie who's arrested for his efforts.

  17. E17 Sex Surrogate

    Feb 10, 1977 · 30m

    Weary of waiting for promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force; Barney investigates a sex clinic that borders on brothel status; Harris investigates a rash of crimes ostensibly committed by a juvenile.

  18. E18 Moonlighting

    Feb 17, 1977

    Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest who's fencing stolen goods; a racketeer is using a retarded boy as an assistant.

  19. E19 Asylum

    Feb 24, 1977 · 30m

    Marty is picked up for parole violation with a half ounce of marijuana; Wojo prematurely grants a Russian defector asylum.

  20. E20 Group Home

    Mar 10, 1977

    Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility; it's Fish's turn for mugging detail as Victor and Jilly resurface with Bernice in tow.

  21. E21 Strike (1)

    Mar 24, 1977

    An impending strike is on everyone's mind, except the woman who was robbed by her computer date. (Part 1 of 2)

  22. E22 Strike (2)

    Mar 31, 1977

    Barney and Inspector Luger man the fort alone when the detectives go out on strike.