Season 1
15 episodes · premiered Jul 15, 2012
"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.
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E1 Dictator Ship
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
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E2 Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
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E3 The Crotch Hugger
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
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E4 Shipphylis
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
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E5 License to Bone
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
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E6 The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
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E7 Blade Jogger
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
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E8 Sirens of Tetons
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
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E9 Femalien Fatale
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
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E10 Pride and Predator Juice
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
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E11 She Was a Lady Planet
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
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E12 Herman
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
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E13 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
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E14 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
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E15 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.