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E1 A Night to Remember to Forget
Sam's old friend, an actor turned insurance salesman, comes to town in order to get back into show business.
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E2 Pardon My But Your Party's Showing
Sam forgets to invite Fred to his party, so he tries to hide it from him.
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E3 Pardon Me, But Your Party's Showing
Sam and Fred try to find out where the key Ruth found while redecorating fits. They find it is the house key of a beautiful blonde.
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E4 Curiosity Killed a Key
An 84-year-old gunslinger challenges Sam to a shootout when he dislikes the way Sam had him portrayed on his TV show.
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E5 Rumble Without a Cause
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E6 The Kid's Revenge
Ruth is jealous of Sam's old girlfriend who has a kissing part in Sam's show. Matters get worse when they are handcuffed together and can't get apart.
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E7 Universal Language
Sam gives a part to a famous Mexican actor - who can't speak a word of English.
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E8 The Day They Shot Sam Garret
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E9 The Truth Never Hurts—Much
Sam takes a pain reliever prior to a talk show appearance. When he falls asleep, his friends give him pep pills to wake him up. The combination causes strange results when he goes on the show.
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E10 The Universal Language
Fred gets Sam mixed up in a scheme to sell ladies' hair dryers.
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E11 I Wouldn't Wish It on a Dog
Sam helps out his friend, the owner of a nightclub in financial trouble, by helping him prepare a show to raise some money.
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E12 The Truth Never Hurts - Much
Fred gets upset when his kids find Sam more interesting than he is when they all go on a camping trip together.
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E13 Who Needs a Friend in Need?
Sam tries to help a pinball-addicted writer finish a script for his show.
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E14 I Have a Friend
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E15 My Favorite Father
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E16 The Terribly Talented Trayton Tyler Taylor