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E1 Show #2414
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E22 Show #2435
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E23 Show #2436
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E24 Show #2437
Jon Stewart and singer David Gray are tonight's guests.
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E25 Show #2438
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E27 Show #2440
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E28 Show #2441
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E31 Show #2444
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E32 Show #2445
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E33 Show #2446
The Rock and 13-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong appear on tonights show.
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E34 Show #2447
Houston Astros pitcher (and 2006 NLCS MVP) Roy Oswalt presents the Top Ten; with a little help from Dave, Madonna rides a horse for the first time since a much-publicized incident two months earlier; Melissa Etheridge performs "I Run For Life."
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E35 Show #2448
Gavin MacLeod (in full Captain Steubing regalia) makes a few football prognostications; Al Franken promotes his new book; Al Green performs "Everything's Okay."
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E36 Show #2449
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E37 Show #2450
Uma Thurman and Rachel Ray appear on tonights show.
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E38 Show #2451
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E39 Show #2452
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E40 Show #2453
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E41 Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent
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E42 Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr
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E43 Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff
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E44 Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper"
During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a couple of film extras; Michael Sessions (the 18-year-old mayor of Hillside, Michigan) presents the Top Ten; Steve Martin sings with a choir and rides a motorcycle built by the Teutel boys.
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E45 Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio
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E46 Kid scientists, John Cusack
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E47 Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood
Over at Hello Deli, a lady from Des Moines, Iowa correctly guesses that Rupert is singing a Toby Keith song; Joaquin Phoenix promotes Walk The Line; Trisha Yearwood performed "Trying to Love You."
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E48 Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley
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E49 Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams
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E50 Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino
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E51 George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson
Dave shocks the audience with the news that Oprah Winfrey will be a guest on the show a week from Thursday; Biff undergoes Lasek eye surgery; George Clooney promotes "Syriana."
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E52 Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb
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E53 Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi
President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodka and Lipitor; throughout the night, Professor Robert Mundell tells Rodney Dangerfield jokes; Alan abruptly starts singing The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps."
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E54 Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio
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E55 John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan
Johnny Dark tries to sell Dave a 18-pound lobster; John Malkovich shares an amusing anecdote about his mother; race-car driver Tony Stewart plays "Joe Gibbs or Monkey?"
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E56 Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet
Dave orders some decaf coffee from Starbucks; Dave reveals the giant Oprah photo in the backdrop again, then puts a much smaller photo of Regis right next to it; Amanda Peet promotes Syriana; The Darkness perform "Is It Just Me?"
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E57 Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks
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E58 Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd
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E59 Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt
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E60 Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer
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E61 Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor
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E62 Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon
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E63 Stephen Colbert, Aqualung
Dave participates in a Holiday toy demonstration; Biff tells "It's so cold..." jokes; Aqualung performs "Brighter Than Sunshine."
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E64 Alec Baldwin, Shakira
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E65 Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft
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E66 Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists
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E67 Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith
Tonights guests include Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith.
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E68 Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen
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E69 Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler
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E70 Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
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E71 Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy
Dave explains how he ordered Sue Hum to make a cupcake costume just for heck of it; Biff reads a movie review from the newspaper; Heather Graham promotes her new sitcom; Fall Out Boy performs "Dance, Dance."
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E72 Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana
Tonights guests include Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana.
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E73 Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert
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E74 Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common
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E75 Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations
Johnny Dark "celebrates" 39 years as a CBS page; Alan makes predictions for 2006; The Temptations perform "My Girl."
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E76 Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari
The apparent theme of the night is "Love Train"; Albert Brooks sings "Thanks to the Memories" believing that Dave is retiring; "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Cavallari promotes her new reality show.
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E77 Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap
Dave demands that the O'Jays perform "Love Train" on the show; Alan criticizes "Dancing with the Stars," then starts prancing around in a gold shirt; Scarlett Johansson (in her first appearance on the show in eight years) promotes Match Point.
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E78 Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte
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E79 Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg
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E80 Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen
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E81 Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu
Dave laments the Colts' playoff loss and teases with retirement again; Alan's alter ego "Fat Momma Kalter" storms out of the theater; Matisyahu performs "King Without a Crown."
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E82 Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor
Dave wears the skin of a roasted chicken on his head; Rupert and the models are subject to a pizza taste test; "Is This Anything?" is revived to Dave's delight; "Leyan Lo" (the new world record-holder for solving a Rubik's Cube) fails to beat his personal best and melts down onstage.
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E83 Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget
Tonights guests include Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget.
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E84 Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt
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E85 Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster
A cop from New Jersey pleads the fifth on "Know Your Current Events"; Johnny Dark comments on Dave's heart; Charles Grodin defends his performance in the 1976 remake of King Kong.
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E86 Anthony Hopkins
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E87 Bernie Mac, Beth Orton
Dave celebrates 2,500 shows at CBS with "Staffer Memories"; a recent graduate from Penn State is invited to ride a taxi pantsless; Dave and Emma Thompson instigate a pie fight.
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E88 Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom
Esteban sits in with the band; Jeff Altman shares an amusing story about Johnny Carson; Wicked Wisdom (a band with Jada Pinkett-Smith on lead vocals) performs "Something Inside of Me."
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E89 Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton
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E90 P Diddy, Train
Paul does his "Carnac" homage again during "Stump The Band"; Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott presents the Top Ten; Pat Farmer drops stale chips and dip onto 53rd Street; Train performed "Cab."
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E91 Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé
Comedian Andy Kindler reports from Super Bowl XL; Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets his beard shaved off by Dave and an audience member; Harrison Ford announces that he's in "a bubble of giddiness."
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E92 Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith
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E93 Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys
Biff pretends to report from the Grammys; "Stupid Human Tricks" includes a woman who whistles the theme from The Andy Griffith Show with her toes; The Beastie Boys perform "So What'cha Want" with several audience members holding handheld camcorders.
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E94 Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum
Tonights guests include Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum.
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E95 Martha Stewart, Michael Bublé
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E96 Geena Davis, INXS
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E97 Julianne Moore, Randy Jackson, The O'Jays
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E98 Charles Barkley, Catherine Keener
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E99 Jimmy Fallon, Hannah Teter, She Wants Revenge
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E100 Donald Trump, Bill Burr
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E101 Marcia Cross, Daytona 500 Winner
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E102 Matthew Fox, Brian Regan, Broadway's Jersey Boys
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E103 Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Teutuls
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E104 Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna
Amanda Peet and Jack Hanna are featured guests plus Peter Griffin of Family Guy presents the Top Ten!
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E105 Hugh Laurie, Ne-Yo
Tonights guests include Hugh Laurie and Ne-Yo.
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E106 Bruce Willis, The Strokes
Tonights guests include Bruce Willis and The Strokes.
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E107 Barbara Walters, Tyler James Williams
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E108 Sarah Jessica Parker
Declaring that there are "more monkeys than ever," Dave meets the 2006 monkey-calling champions; Chef Giada De Laurentiis makes veal scallops for Dave and Sarah Jessica Parker (but not Paul).
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E109 Harry Connick Jr., Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
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E110 Ricky Gervais, The Subways
Johnny Dark gives a tour of the theater; "Will It Float?" travels to Trump Tower; Ricky Gervais promotes his new children's book; The Subways perform "Rock and Roll Queen."
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E111 Emma Thompson, Frank Caliendo, Beth Orton
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E112 Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood
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E113 Natalie Portman, Al Franken
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E114 Vin Diesel, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
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E115 Denzel Washington, Diablo Cody
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E116 Marcia Cross, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
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E117 David Spade, Teddy Geiger
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E118 Sharon Stone, Mark Fainaru-Wada, Lance Williams
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E119 Ray Romano, Willie Nelson
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E120 Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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E121 Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips
Dave promises a box of Explod-O-Pop popcorn to every member of the audience; Liza Minnelli performs "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore" to celebrate her 60th birthday; Al Lubel riffs on voting and anti-depressents.
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E122 Liza Minnelli, Al Lubel
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E123 Billy Crystal, Johnny Damon
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E124 Geena Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Sonya Kitchell
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E125 Jason Randal, Mandy Moore, Ben Harper
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E126 Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tyler Perry, Death Cab For Cutie
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E127 Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol, Mary J. Blige
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E128 Eva Longoria, Barry Sonnenfeld
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E129 Jane Fonda, Shooter Jennings
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E130 Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell
Dave sits down with fellow talk-show host Craig Furguson. He also talks with Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel, and Tom Russell.
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E131 Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael Douglas, Emmylou Harris, Mark Knopfler
Tonights guests include Keri Russell, Brian and Tina Miser and Jerry Lee Lewis.
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E132 Kerri Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, Human Cannonball Team
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E133 Tom Hanks, Kanye West
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E134 Tom Cruise, Jamie Oliver
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E135 Rosie Perez, Danica Patrick
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E136 Julia Roberts, Pearl Jam
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E137 Vince Vaughn, K.T. Tunstall
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E138 Derek Jeter, Michelle Monghan, Barnum & Bailey Circus
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E139 Kurt Russell, The Little Willies
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E140 Jason Lee, Jack Hanna
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E141 Teri Hatcher, Tom Dreesen, Michel Lauziere
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E142 Edie Falco, Pete Correale, Van Hunt
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E143 Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves
Dave orders a reluctant Rupert to eat at Ranch 1; "True Tales of the Late Show Interns" expose the dark underbelly of the show's goings-on backstage; Debra Messing discusses childrearing.
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E144 Debra Messing, Chris Russo
Dave previews some of the new TV shows premiring in the fall; Bruce Willis tries to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes; Goldfrapp performed "Lost Cause."
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E145 Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp
Tonights guests include Rebecca Romijn from "X-Men 3: The Last Stand" and The Eagles of Death Metal.
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E146 Stupid Pet Tricks, Rebecca Romijn, Eagles of Death Metal
Tonight's guests include Jennifer Garner from "Alias" and Mary Cheney (author of "Now It's My Turn").
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E147 Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill
Several staffers give advice to college graduates; Martha Stewart finally opens up to Dave about prison life, Criss Angel falls into a woodchipper and survives; the Dixie Chicks performed "Not Ready To Make Nice."
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E148 Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel
Dave sends Rupert into the nearby Jamba Juice; Martin Short sings the virtues of the NSA; Biff comments on the Barry Bonds controversy; James Blunt performed "High."
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E149 Martin Short, James Blunt
Dave reveals the hot new toys for Christmas (seven months early); Jennifer Aniston dodges questions about her relationship with Vince Vaughn; Rob Zombie performs "America Witch."
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E150 Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie
Several naval officers participate in "Stump the Band"; tonight's "Immigrant Success Stories" segment fails to give a through profile to Dr. Henry Kissinger; Dave and Jesse James discuss welding.
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E151 Halle Berry, Harold Perrineau, Jesse James
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E152 Bill Maher, Rita Wilson
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E153 Lindsay Lohan, Sam Hornish Jr.
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E154 Bonnie Hunt, Elvis Costello, Allen Toussaint
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E155 Kyra Sedgwick, Al Franken
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E156 Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, My Morning Jacket
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E157 Michael Keaton, Wolfmother
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E158 Paris Hilton, Will Shortz
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E159 Tim Russert, Cat Power
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E160 Stephen Colbert, Mark Cuban, Neko Case
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E161 Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic
Iraqi terrorist Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir is spotted in the audience; Robert Duvall discusses some of the movies he has appeared in and his wife�s family in Argentina; Sonic Youth performed "Incinerate."
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E162 Robert Duvall, Tommy Tiernan, Sonic Youth
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E163 Adam Sandler, Julie Chen
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E164 Nicole Richie, Brandon Routh
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E165 Dwyane Wade, Amy Sedaris, Morningwood
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E166 Meryl Streep, Yellowcard
For the first time in several years, Dave asks Steph/Monty to imitate her ex-boyfriend's dancing abilities; Al Gore discusses global warming and the current state of American politics; Rock Kills Kid performed "Paralyzed."
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E167 Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid
Sue Hum walks towards a camera onstage for the sole purpose of applying lipstick; Kevin Spacey shares an amusing anecdote about Courtney Love and Peter O'Toole; The Streets perform "When You Wasn't Famous."
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E168 Kevin Spacey, The Streets
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E169 Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional
The Family Feud board is resurrected; Dave observes film footage of a monkey undergoing a root canal; Fred Willard tells a dirty joke; Martha Wainwright performed Leonard Cohen's "Tower of Song."
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E170 Robert Downey Jr., Fred Willard, Martha Wainwright
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E171 Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene
Dave shows a photo of The Doors in response to a pre-show audience question; Tom Brokaw plugs his new book; Paul Simon performs "Outrageous."
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E172 Tom Brokaw, Paul Simon
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E173 John Witherspoon, The Fray
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E174 Paul Reubens, Yunjin Kim, Nelly Furtado
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E175 Denis Leary, New York Met David Wright, the Wreckers
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E176 Luke Wilson, Band of Horses
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E177 Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons
Tonight's guests include Kate Hudson and Patrice O'Neal.
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E178 Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal
A man on the street showers himself under the Late Show Shower-Cam; in honor of her 85th birthday, Dorothy presents the Top Ten; Bryce Dallas Howard promotes "Lady in the Water."
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E179 Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard
Tonights guests include Uma Thurman and Morgan Spurlock.
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E180 Uma Thurman, Morgan Spurlock, egg catchers Brad Freeman and Patrick Breault
Tonight's guests include Martin Short and Pink.
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E181 Martin Short, Pink
Sue Hum asks Dave if he could make change for a twenty; the show is interrupted by a phony CBS Special Report; Donald Trump is escorted onstage by four Miss Universe contestants; the Sam Roberts Band performed "Bridge to Nowhere."
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E182 Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts
Dave and Gerard discuss Christie Brinkley's divorce before the show; 2006 Tour de France winner "Floyd Landis" takes a victory lap around the theater; Shannon Eis and Dave goof around during a "New Summer Toys" segment; India.Arie performs "There's Hope."
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E183 Colin Farrell, India.Arie
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E184 Greg Kinnear, reptile expert Dr. Darrel Frost, Tapes 'n Tapes
A short comedy bit involving Dave, Sue Hum, and a bowl of gazpacho is botched; Dave examines Scarlett Johansson's teeth; the Teutel Boys from "American Chopper" show off their newest souped-up cycle, the OCC Splitback.
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E185 Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr.
During "Stump the Band," an audience member completely forgets the title of his disputed tune; controversial cyclist "Floyd Landis" is beaten up by the NYPD; The Spinners perform "I'll Be Around" and "Mighty Love."
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E186 Johnny Depp, the Spinners
Dave reads out loud the lost letters of Albert Einstein; "Biff Henderson's 'Where Are They Now?'" looks at the late Buddy Ebsen; Tom Dreesen promotes his new one-man show and takes a few lighthearted jabs at his first wife.
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E187 Jamie Foxx, Tom Dreesen
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E188 Samuel L. Jackson, Gnarls Barkley
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E189 Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things
Tonights guests include Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera.
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E190 Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera
Throughout the night, a guy named Bob Zick stands over by the staircase and laughs at everything Dave says; Samuel L. Jackson stars in the much-hyped sequel "Snakes in a Deli"; elderly sock puppet expert Jack Fisette has a demonstration with Dave; Fatboy Slim performed "That Old Pail of Jeans."
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E191 Whoopi Goldberg, sock puppeteer Jack Fisett, Fatboy Slim
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E192 Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons
Dave and Steph/Monty play stickball out on 53rd Street; Julianna Margulies discusses overcoming her fear of snakes during a filming of a certain Samuel L. Jackson movie; stand-up comedian "Andy Sansone" bombs in his alleged network television debut; OutKast performed "Morris Brown."
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E193 Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast
"Raul Castro" fields questions for the audience; Chris Elliott auditions for the CBS soap "Guiding Light," Razorlight performed "America."
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E194 Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight
An audience member compares Dave to Alfred E. Neuman; Dave and Paul play "Let's Scare the Hell Out of Rupert"; Busta Rhymes performs "Touch It, I Love My B----, New York S---."
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E195 John McEnroe, Artie Lang, Busta Rhymes
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E196 Mark Wahlberg, Ruth Regina, M. Ward
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E197 Maggie Gyllenhaal, Albert Pujols