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E1 Chewed Out (Smoker's Delight)
Jamie learns a sobering lesson in using smoking and chewing tobacco to elevate his freshman status in junior high.
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E2 Money, Money, Money
Still out to flatter the redoubtable Jessica, Jamie takes her out to an expensive restaurant while tightwad Ted puts Vicki in charge of household expenses.
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E3 My Mother the Teacher
Jamie tries to recover his respect in class when his mother comes in as substitute teacher by trying to humiliate her out of her job.
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E4 Here Comes the Judge
Playing a judge in a class simulation of a courtroom, Jamie dispenses uneven justice and gets impeached, while parking-ticket-skipping role model Ted tries to get himself arrested.
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E5 Home Sweet Homeless
Joan's civic project with the homeless prompts Jamie to bring home a bum, who virtually takes over the Lawson household.
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E6 Crazy Like a Fox
When Jamie is taken by a slick curbside vendor with a bad mini-TV, Ted goes after him for reparations -- and gets conned himself.
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E7 The Older Woman
Jamie pushes Harriet aside in an unrequited crush on her 16-year-old cousin, who teaches him a lesson in respect.
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E8 Who's the Boss?
When he's punished for thoughtlessly dropping the family's reservations to Mexico, Jamie dreams that the others are robots under his control.
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E9 P-P Paula
To help Jamie's shy and withdrawn classmate who stutters, Ted programs Vicki to be her speech therapist.
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E10 You Gotta Have Heart
Jamie tries to show Vicki the meaning of compassion by sharing, which she does -- including the dress off her back, while the Brindles move in with their marital dispute.
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E11 Little Miss Shopping Mall
The Lawsons enter Vicki in a mall pageant.
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E12 Thanksgiving Story
To get on a community-sponsored Thanksgiving ski trip for disadvantaged kids, Jamie convinces the sponsors that his parents are separated.
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E13 Neighborhood Watch
After being burglarized (while Vicki's home and they're at a restaurant), the Lawsons join the neighborhood watch.
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E14 Moving Up
While Vicki learns to spend a day without duties or instructions, Ted's new prestigious job offer in Massachusetts tests the family's taste to social climb vs. its price of morality.
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E15 Top Secret
To make his dad's ""button-pusher"" job seem important to his friends, Jamie hints that Ted is head of a top-secret project -- which even Ted's jealous boss, Brandon, believes.
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E16 The Personality Kid
Nagged by classmates that Vicki has a wooden personality, Jamie overdoes it in secretly programming her a livelier one.
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E17 Matchmaker, Matchmaker
To pay for a new bike he bought from the neighborhood bully, Jamie uses Vicki to run a school computerized match-making business.
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E18 Little Miss Shopping Mall
The Lawsons take up the Brindles' snobby challenge and enter Vicki in a mall pageant against Harriet.
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E19 Victor/ Vicki-toria
To help his Little League team's rock-bottom status, Jamie disguises Vicki as a boy to use her robotic abilities to bat for the pennant.
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E20 Look into My Eyes
After Vicki watches a TV hypnotist turn volunteers into clowns and animals, she starts practicing her new mesmerizing ""skill"" on the Lawsons with hysterical results.
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E21 Wally the Wimp
Joan invites Wally Crandal, a former 90-pound weakling college classmate, over for dinner to meet his former school tormentor: Ted, who rigs Vicki to play even crueler tricks. Only Ted's unaware that Wally's grown into a top pro wrestler.
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E22 The Cat's Meow
To train Vicki to be more affectionate, Ted buys her a toy cat that only makes her mimic Jamie's past jealousy and run away.
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E23 Vicki Goodwrench
During Jamie's part-time gas station job, Vicki fine-tunes a car to go 50 miles a gallon, causing oil companies and oil sheiks alike to drop by the Lawsons' door.
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E24 Double Wedding
Ted and Joan decide to have the ceremonial wedding they never had -- until the Brindles butt in.