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E1 The Big Match
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
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E2 The Lock-Up
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
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E3 Finders, Keepers...!
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
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E4 The Sting
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
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E5 Suffer the Little Children...
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
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E6 Vote, Mrs Cantaford
Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.
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E7 Police Intelligence
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.