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Squidbillies

Season 3

20 episodes · premiered Jan 20, 2008

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  1. E1 Webnecks

    Jan 20, 2008 · 11m

    Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

  2. E2 Beast Implants

    Jan 27, 2008 · 11m

    Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

  3. E3 Tween Steam

    Feb 3, 2008 · 11m

    Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

  4. E4 Wing Nut

    Feb 10, 2008 · 11m

    After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

  5. E5 Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

    Feb 17, 2008 · 11m

    Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

  6. E6 Earth Worst

    Feb 24, 2008 · 11m

    After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

  7. E7 The Good One

    Mar 2, 2008 · 11m

    Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

  8. E8 Sharif

    Mar 9, 2008 · 11m

    Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

  9. E9 Condition: Demolition!

    Mar 16, 2008 · 11m

    Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

  10. E10 The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

    Mar 23, 2008 · 11m

    After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

  11. E11 The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

    Apr 6, 2008 · 11m

    After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

  12. E12 Tuscaloosa Dumpling

    Apr 13, 2008 · 11m

    Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

  13. E13 Armageddon It On!

    Apr 20, 2008 · 11m

    The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

  14. E14 Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

    Apr 27, 2008 · 11m

    A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

  15. E15 Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

    May 4, 2008 · 11m

    When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

  16. E16 An Officer and a Dental Dam

    May 11, 2008 · 11m

    After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

  17. E17 The Okaleechee Dam Jam

    May 18, 2008 · 11m

    When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

  18. E18 Pile M for Murder

    May 25, 2008 · 11m

    Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

  19. E19 Mud Days and Cornfused

    Jun 1, 2008 · 11m

    During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

  20. E20 Krystal, Light

    Jun 8, 2008 · 11m

    Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.