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E1 Pilot
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
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E2 The Dance
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
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E3 Rules of the House
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
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E4 First Anniversary
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
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E5 Frank & Son
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
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E6 Pulling Together
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
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E7 Yo-Yo's Wedding
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
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E8 Just for Kicks
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
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E9 Into the Woods
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
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E10 Mixed Messages
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
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E11 A Day in the Life
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
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E12 The New Car
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
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E13 Getting Organized
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
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E14 Home Alone
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
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E15 Drive, He Said
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
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E16 Bully for Mark
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
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E17 The Boys in the Band
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
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E18 School Daze
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
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E19 Country Club
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
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E20 Daddy's Girl
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
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E21 He Wanted Wings
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
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E22 Beauty Contest
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.