Season 5
27 episodes · premiered Jul 17, 2026
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E1 Retreat!
Patrick is mistaken for a corporate retreat leader.
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E2 Sidekick Search
Patrick and Squidina hold auditions for a Patrick Show sidekick.
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E3 Mass Gramp-nosis
Patrick accidentally hypnotizes Bikini Bottom into becoming GrandPats.
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E4 Cart of Darkness
Squidina leads Patrick on a grocery shopping mission.
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E5 Braggin' Slayer
In Hamdonia, Prince Shmeat and Tofu Todd embark on a quest to defeat the Maw.
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E6 Scaredy Pat
After learning what stage fright is, Patrick fears his own audience.
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E7 Make Yourself Pat Home
Patrick overstays his welcome at the SquarePants home.
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E8 Accidentally in Love
GrandPat injures himself for Nurse Helga's attention.
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E9 Neighborhood Wash
The Star's neighbor Gladys works as a neighborhood vigilante.
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E10 A Fridge Too Far
Patrick, GrandPat, and Cecil want Bunny to honor their accomplishments on the fridge.
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E11 The Barbarian Next Door
Pat the Hapless is banished to another dimension.
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E12 Runaway Patrick
Patrick leaves his old life behind and ends up accidentally adopting a new family.
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E13 Dad Election
After Patrick learns about "Dad Privileges," Patrick and Cecil compete in the Dad Election.
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E14 Supermarket Stars
The Star family takes over the grocery store.
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E15 Witless for the Prosecution
SpongeBob represents Patrick in Kid Court.
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E16 Time for the News
Perch travels through time to cover historical events.
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E17 Gone Bootin'
Cecil and his friends go on a fishing trip at the lake.
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E18 Roller Bunny
In a post-apocalyptic future, Bunny competes in a Roller Derby match to save the world.
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E19 Squ-AD-ina
Squidina and SpongeBob shoot advertisements to fund the Patrick Show.
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E20 Don't Friend the Reaper
GrandPat takes over Death's job for a day.
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E21 Pat Alone... At Home
When Patrick is left home alone, he protects the house from burglars.
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E22 Seagull Scout Adventures
Squidward and SpongeBob need Patrick to earn one Seagull Scout badge.
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E23 Scary Tales
Hans reads the Stars' haunted fairy tales.
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E24 The Squid and the Square
After capturing the Lawnies' attention, SpongeBob and Squidward become a hit new live act.
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E25 The Over-Under
After Cecil stumbles into a pile of underwear, he becomes an underwear salesman.
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E26 Toilet Training
After biting Squidward, Tinkle is sent to obedience training.
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E27 The Patrick Show Reunion
In the not-so-distant future, the Star family creates a reunion episode.