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Two and a Half Men

Season 4

24 episodes · premiered Sep 18, 2006

Change is in the air as Charlie's bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.

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  1. E1 Working for Caligula

    Sep 18, 2006 · 22m

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

  2. E2 Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

    Sep 25, 2006 · 22m

    Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

  3. E3 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Oct 2, 2006 · 21m

    Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

  4. E4 A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

    Oct 9, 2006 · 21m

    Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

  5. E5 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    Oct 16, 2006 · 21m

    Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé.

  6. E6 Apologies for the Frivolity

    Oct 23, 2006 · 20m

    Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.

  7. E7 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Nov 6, 2006 · 21m

    Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

  8. E8 Release the Dogs

    Nov 13, 2006 · 22m

    Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

  9. E9 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Nov 20, 2006 · 21m

    Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

  10. E10 Kissing Abe Lincoln

    Nov 27, 2006 · 21m

    Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

  11. E11 Walnuts and Demerol

    Dec 11, 2006 · 21m

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

  12. E12 Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Jan 8, 2007 · 21m

    Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

  13. E13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    Jan 22, 2007 · 21m

    Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

  14. E14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    Feb 5, 2007 · 22m

    Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

  15. E15 My Damn Stalker

    Feb 12, 2007 · 22m

    Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

  16. E16 Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Feb 19, 2007 · 21m

    Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

  17. E17 I Merely Slept with a Commie

    Feb 26, 2007 · 22m

    After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

  18. E18 It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Mar 19, 2007 · 21m

    Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

  19. E19 Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Apr 9, 2007 · 21m

    Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

  20. E20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Apr 16, 2007 · 21m

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

  21. E21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Apr 23, 2007 · 22m

    Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

  22. E22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Apr 30, 2007 · 22m

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

  23. E23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    May 7, 2007 · 21m

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.

  24. E24 Prostitutes and Gelato

    May 14, 2007 · 20m

    Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'