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E1 Zelda's Boyfriend
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
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E2 Ash Gets a Digimon
Digimon are not the champions.
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E3 Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
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E4 Link Finds Ganon's Weakness
A true warrior fears no beep.
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E5 Fi Annoys Link
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
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E6 Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
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E7 Ken Wants to be Ryu
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
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E8 Mario is Too Mainstream
You've probably heard of him.
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E9 Luigi Meets Waluigi
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
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E10 Excitebike Maniac
Sportsmanship is for losers.
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E11 Bowser's Marital Problems
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
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E12 Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
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E13 Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd
All is fair in love and puzzles.
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E14 Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
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E15 Red Wastes a Masterball
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
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E16 Videogame Dog Park
Player 1's best friend.
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E17 Limbo with a Flashlight
Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
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E18 Angry Sun Hates Mario
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
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E19 Disney's Game of Thrones
In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.
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E20 Mortal Kombat Security Guard
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
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E21 Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
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E22 Zelda II Sex Scene
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
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E23 X-Men Disappoint Magneto
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
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E24 TMNT Child Protective Services
The government is cool, but rude.
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E25 Final Fantasy VII Controversy
You say tomato, I say tomana.
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E26 Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
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E27 BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job
Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
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E28 Mario Goes Berserk
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
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E29 Toad House Is Rigged
Mario doesn't like getting played.
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E30 Mega Man Meets The Wire
Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
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E31 Hypno's Having Trouble
Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
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E32 Jurassic Yoshi
An adventure 16 bits in the making...
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E33 Mario Skips World 2
Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
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E34 Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
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E35 Videogame Realtor
She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
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E36 Bug Catcher Waits
Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
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E37 Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
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E38 Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts
The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
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E39 Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother
He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
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E40 Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
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E41 River City Ransom Girlfriend
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
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E42 Dhalsim's Losing His Touch
He’s stretching the truth.
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E43 'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle
It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
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E44 Babality Is a Big Responsibility
It takes a true champion to raise a child.
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E45 Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster
These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
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E46 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles
Small talk is NOT radical.
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E47 Bowser's Weekend With The Kids
Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
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E48 Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent
This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
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E49 Sonic Gets Engaged
He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
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E50 Boos Meet a Real Ghost
He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
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E51 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
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E52 Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'
A bedtime story for the next three days.
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E53 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival
The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.
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E54 Jax's New Arms
He’s armed and dangerous.
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E55 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket
If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.
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E56 Batman Goes to the Movies
His movie-going experience must be more severe.
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E57 Peach's Revenge (Part 1)
She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
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E58 Paralyzed Pokemon Returns
You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
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E59 Resident Evil Political Ad
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
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E60 Iron Man's Drunk
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
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E61 Earthbound Photographer's Surprise
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.
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E62 Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
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E63 Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
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E64 Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
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E65 Link's Wish
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
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E66 Paperboy Newsroom
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
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E67 Superman's Bad Day
The man of steel needs to look out.
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E68 Banjo's Big Mix-Up
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E69 Link's Fun Uncle Dies
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
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E70 Smoke's Not Doing Well
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
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E71 Emergency XCOM Meeting
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E72 Mario's Ex
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
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E73 Mortal Misunderstanding
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
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E74 Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages
His sins are coming back to haunt him.
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E75 Robotnik's New Nickname
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
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E76 Videogame Trick-or-Treating
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E77 Luke Skywalker's Adoption
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
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E78 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash
Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.
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E79 Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle
Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
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E80 Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
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E81 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall
Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
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E82 Pokemon Daycare Reunion
Magikarp never forgets.
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E83 Sonic, Lord of the Rats
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
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E84 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness
Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
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E85 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer
If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.
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E86 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight
Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
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E87 Dad Piggies
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
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E88 A Mortal Kombat Khristmas
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
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E89 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket
Prepare for trouble, make it single.