2019

E1 The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

Feb 7, 2019 · 2m

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

E2 The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

Apr 10, 2019 · 1m

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

E3 The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

Jun 2, 2019 · 3m

Hey person, what's your sound?

E4 The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

Jul 7, 2019 · 2m

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

E5 The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

Jul 31, 2019 · 4m

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

E6 The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

Aug 12, 2019 · 3m

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

E7 The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

Sep 2, 2019 · 5m

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

E8 The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

Sep 11, 2019 · 6m

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

E9 The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

Oct 4, 2019 · 6m

E10 The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

Oct 31, 2019 · 3m

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

E11 The First Guy To Ever Dream

Nov 16, 2019 · 6m

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

E12 The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

Dec 13, 2019 · 4m

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

E13 The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

Dec 27, 2019 · 5m