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E1 The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.
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E2 The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.
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E3 The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.
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E4 The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!
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E5 The First Guy To Ever Swim
It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.
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E6 The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
Tag is weird. It's a weird game.
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E7 The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.
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E8 The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
Look at all my bulges.
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E9 The First Couple To Ever Get Married
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
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E10 The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
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E11 The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday
Let's get fire involved.
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E12 The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
Give me people's money.
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E13 The First Guy To Ever Be King
I guess I own everything.
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E14 The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
The meal is not done.