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E1 The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor
Let's pretend I'm not me.
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E2 The First Guy To Ever Win An Award
Thanks for the shiny object.
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E3 The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter
I'm very good at punching.
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E4 The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle
Now put it back together!
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E5 The First Guy To Ever Host A Party
Bring your own beer.
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E6 The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor
I will crack you.
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E7 The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar
Want some poison?
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E8 The First Couple To Ever Move In Together
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
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E9 The First Couple To Have A Baby
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
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E10 The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach
There's sand inside me.
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E11 The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard
I will punch you.
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E12 The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog
I got us a new furry roommate.
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E13 The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter
Look pretty hot.
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E14 The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office
Let's work in tiny cubes.
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E15 The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive
Maybe we won't drown.
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E16 The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing
I will outsmart a fish.
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E17 The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail
The customer is always right.
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E18 The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter
I'm extremely strong and I love grass.
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E19 The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk
Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!
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E20 The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet
Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.