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E1 The First Guy To Ever Go Camping
Let's sleep where the bears live.
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E2 The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo
I arrested a penguin.
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E3 The First Guy To Ever Open A School
I'm gonna lecture your kids.
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E4 The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses
The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
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E5 The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm
It bends that way now it decided.
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E6 The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel
Sleep in my bed.
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E7 The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers
Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
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E8 The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose
In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.
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E9 The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain
Maybe I won't die.
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E10 The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
Why can't I leave?
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E11 The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery
Bring me the food. Now.
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E12 The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance
Something awful could happen.
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E13 The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.
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E14 The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot
I could dress up like an animal.
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E15 The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.
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E16 The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
I'm taking this.
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E17 The First Guy To Ever Graduate
Now what?
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E18 The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker
Don't. Ever. Sleep.
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E19 The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
Okay wait. Who did this?
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E20 The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru
I'm not getting out.
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E21 The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman
Looks like a real person.