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Two and a Half Men

Season 8

16 episodes · premiered Sep 20, 2010

Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

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  1. E1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Sep 20, 2010 · 21m

    When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

  2. E2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Sep 27, 2010 · 21m

    Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

  3. E3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Oct 4, 2010 · 21m

    After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

  4. E4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Oct 11, 2010 · 21m

    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

  5. E5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Oct 18, 2010 · 21m

    Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

  6. E6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Oct 25, 2010 · 21m

    Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

  7. E7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Nov 1, 2010 · 19m

    Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

  8. E8 Springtime on a Stick

    Nov 8, 2010 · 21m

    Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

  9. E9 A Good Time in Central Africa

    Nov 15, 2010 · 21m

    When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

  10. E10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Nov 22, 2010 · 19m

    When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

  11. E11 Dead from the Waist Down

    Dec 6, 2010 · 21m

    Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

  12. E12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Dec 13, 2010 · 21m

    Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

  13. E13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Jan 3, 2011 · 21m

    Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

  14. E14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Jan 17, 2011 · 21m

    Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

  15. E15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Feb 7, 2011 · 21m

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

  16. E16 That Darn Priest

    Feb 14, 2011 · 19m

    Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.